/u/CreepyUncleDed's posts
[WP] You have a fairly useless power, that let's you change the taste of any food. You often enter cooking tv competitions and win them by throwing random shit together and somehow having it taste deliciously.
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[WP] Good and Evil are merely concepts to most, but not to you. You can literally see the darkness within a person. You just peered into the soul of one of the cruelest and unrepentant villains you've heard of... only to see a beacon of pure light within.
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[WP] Every race in the galaxy is an opposite of their culture. Warrior species are frail and cute, repugant monsters are pacificts valuing beauty and guys obsessed over science and knowledge are morons. Everybody accepted this long ago, but poor humans bring this universal cruel joke to new heights.
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[WP] "The Large Hadron Collider launch went tremendously!" yells the obviously unstable sciencist. "Not only did it teleport us into the middle of Atlantic, but has also sent us 700 years back in time!" Meanwhile, legends of a circle shaped island of wonders start spreading through Europe.
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[WP] In a desperate attempt to distract the villain and buy more time you propose to them. They accept.
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[WP] Earth gets invaded by all-powerful aliens who claim to be scouring the universe, looking for their creator. Their physical appearance and general customs seem oddly identical to the alien race you made up in 3rd grade.
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[WP] Earth has been attacked by aliens. Aliens who claim to have inhabited the planet in the past, no less. As bizzare the claim is, scientists admit that the "humans" are quite similar to many ancient fossils they've discovered.
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[WP] Your somewhat weird acquaintance is a pathological liar, always making up insane stories about their life and exploits. You've just found out that those stories weren't made up after all.
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[WP] Humans are the first spacefaring species. Your ship just got hit by a stray asteroid, while flying over an inhabited planet, knocking you unconcious. When you wake up, you are tied up and welcomed by relatively humanoid, zit-covered faces of members of an UFO convention.
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[WP] When a deal with the devil is undone the mortal is no longer bound to hell, and whatever they got in exchange for it disappears. However, both parties have to agree to cancel it. A demon who fell in love with their human contractee and is trying to save them from damnation finds that annoying.
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