/u/Crick_Elf's posts
[WP] Once upon a time, in a magical land, there was a brave young man with the heart of a hero, and the Narrator was getting sick of his shit.
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[WP] The time has come. The young band of Heroes has beaten the guards, overcome your traps, slain the horrible monsters you'd put in their way, and now approach your Inner Sanctum. As the last of your Death Knights falls, you steel yourself to tell them what you've been preparing them for.
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[WP] You're an up-and-coming young demon, a rising star of Hell. Your Souls figures are through the roof thanks to your innovative referral/rebate program! But your heart isn't really in it for the souls; the truth is, the mortal realm is NICE. In fact, you've recently met someone...
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[WP] She is a princess who saved the kingdom from the wicked plots of her older brother. You are a knight, risen from poverty to save the kingdom from an evil sorcerer. Today, the kingdom rejoiced at your wedding; tonight, you discovered to your shock that she wears the matching half of your amulet.
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[WP] You are the Captain of a massive, retired, semi-famous space ship. It once had a crew of thousands, but has been retrofitted to the point of being fully automatic. The ship is dark, cold, and crammed with cargo. You don't know what these intruders want, but these emergency holograms seem to.
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[WP] You are a member of a Dystopian government, employed in the Protagonist Prevention Unit. You spend a lot of time traveling and preventing the worst offenders in the government from accidentally creating a Protagonist who might topple the regime. You're a bit TOO good at it, however...
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[WP] You wake up in the lab, with a pounding headache and no memory of the past day. On your desk is an empty syringe, a loaded .45 revolver, and a note written in your own hand: "KILL IT! DO NOT LOOK AT IT! IT IS POISONOUS TO KNOW!"
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[WP] In the Arctic Circle, under centuries of ice and snow, at the root of a forgotten coal mine, an ancient phylactery finally stirs. The old tales are all true to some extent, but the legends missed one fact: Santa was a Lich.
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