/u/Crocutaborealis's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I can't believe my camera's been acting up since clearing out grandpa's garage.

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I've always had a sunny disposition.

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As I noticed the discrepancy between the map and the script he'd given me, the prime minister killed my broadcast.

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"...and once you've assimilated the work of humanity's philosophers, I'll use you to replace those workshy freeloaders." I told the robot as we watched the progress bar.

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My parents had always said I'd never achieve anything with a marine biology degree.

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The firmament of paradise disintegrated into an infinity of targeted ads.

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Despite my achievements, I feel like my research into automobile performance has plateaued.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I can't believe my camera's been acting up since clearing out grandpa's garage.	3
I've always had a sunny disposition.	1
As I noticed the discrepancy between the map and the script he'd given me, the prime minister killed my broadcast.	1
"...and once you've assimilated the work of humanity's philosophers, I'll use you to replace those workshy freeloaders." I told the robot as we watched the progress bar.	1
My parents had always said I'd never achieve anything with a marine biology degree.	1
The firmament of paradise disintegrated into an infinity of targeted ads.	1
Despite my achievements, I feel like my research into automobile performance has plateaued.	0