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[WP] "Do not in under circumstances challenge an Earthling engineer to do something. Not even for a dare."

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[WP] "There's a saying in space, Want to kill someone? call a bounty hunter. If you want to kill a multi-galaxy corporation? Call a human auditor."

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[WP] You were born with an abnormally small hitbox. Life is a bit hard, but it helps when in trouble.

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[WP] You heard of word of a new bar in town. One that either leaves you smiling and one that leaves you staring blank. As you went in, the bartender offers you, "Would you like a glass of Desire or Necessity?"

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[WP] A human just got sent to robot hell/heaven on death because he couldn't read CAPCHAs. It's now judgement time.

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[WP] You jokingly said, "sudo Make me a sandwich". A sandwich popped into your lap.

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[WP] You're an administrator for an old forum. Then you see someone you used to know come online - after 10 years. You also know for sure that a dead person cannot ever come online.

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[WP] You are the first "CAPTCHA-Certified AI". Tell us your day tricking humans.

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[WP] A man with a pizza box/clipboard/a stack of books, can go into places that they shouldn't be in just because they look important. You decided to push this fact to the absolute limit.

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[WP] You are a world known historian because of your power to see what happened by just holding a picture. One day, a kid that you see regularly gives you something, Not a photo but a drawing about a happy family. What you see is not a happy family...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "Do not in under circumstances challenge an Earthling engineer to do something. Not even for a dare."	1893
[WP] "There's a saying in space, Want to kill someone? call a bounty hunter. If you want to kill a multi-galaxy corporation? Call a human auditor."	539
[WP] You were born with an abnormally small hitbox. Life is a bit hard, but it helps when in trouble.	455
[WP] You heard of word of a new bar in town. One that either leaves you smiling and one that leaves you staring blank. As you went in, the bartender offers you, "Would you like a glass of Desire or Necessity?"	64
[WP] A human just got sent to robot hell/heaven on death because he couldn't read CAPCHAs. It's now judgement time.	61
[WP] You jokingly said, "sudo Make me a sandwich". A sandwich popped into your lap.	59
[WP] You're an administrator for an old forum. Then you see someone you used to know come online - after 10 years. You also know for sure that a dead person cannot ever come online.	41
[WP] You are the first "CAPTCHA-Certified AI". Tell us your day tricking humans.	40
[WP] A man with a pizza box/clipboard/a stack of books, can go into places that they shouldn't be in just because they look important. You decided to push this fact to the absolute limit.	26
[WP] You are a world known historian because of your power to see what happened by just holding a picture. One day, a kid that you see regularly gives you something, Not a photo but a drawing about a happy family. What you see is not a happy family...	24