/u/Cruel_Irony_Is_Life's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I really hope my girlfriend appreciates the diamond I got her.

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"Ding dong, the witch is dead!", we sang merrily around her burning corpse.

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Desperate to stop coughing, I finally stuck a finger down my throat to see if anything was stuck.

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When my little girl came home from school asking for the same nails and eyelashes as the other girls, I didn't think it would be a big deal.

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"No, no!" I screamed as the giant pitbull charged towards me, but it was too late.

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My "born again Christian" Ex told me I was going to Hell for disobeying him and the church elders.

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Today I was in a team meeting and didn't realize my camera was on...

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I buried my parents today and the house is so quiet.

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Today I realized the constellations are slowly changing over time.

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I just love visiting old cemeteries.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I really hope my girlfriend appreciates the diamond I got her.	2981
"Ding dong, the witch is dead!", we sang merrily around her burning corpse.	1785
Desperate to stop coughing, I finally stuck a finger down my throat to see if anything was stuck.	144
When my little girl came home from school asking for the same nails and eyelashes as the other girls, I didn't think it would be a big deal.	81
"No, no!" I screamed as the giant pitbull charged towards me, but it was too late.	80
My "born again Christian" Ex told me I was going to Hell for disobeying him and the church elders.	51
Today I was in a team meeting and didn't realize my camera was on...	40
I buried my parents today and the house is so quiet.	32
Today I realized the constellations are slowly changing over time.	30
I just love visiting old cemeteries.	23