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[WP] You are Death. Recently, you have noticed that some people’s last moments were seeing a man wielding a ‘please do not the cat’ sign. However, all these people died of heart attacks.

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[WP] “Honey, the roomba is summoning demons again!”

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[WP] Racoons can now fly. Woe is all pizza delivery men who walk on the road.

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[WP] In humanity’s last stand 10 years ago, they unleash their mightiest weapon on the aliens— crabs. Aliens are now on the brink of extinction.

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[WP] Write me something that involves eldritch horrors and Canadian geese.

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[SP] Let the fifth IKEA hide-and-seek begin! Remember, if you’re caught, you die.

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[WP] The crows are your friends, and they bring you pebbles everyday. The apocalypse is here. They now bring AK47s and Gatlings.

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[WP] “How fleeting is human passion compared to the continuity of ducks.” Some madman just summoned every single goose and duck throughout history. The Galactic Empire consequently falls in less than a year.

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[WP] You’re a barista at Starbucks. Everything’s normal. Well, apart from the eldritch being that comes in an pours coffee on itself. And the headless ones who come in for cups of mocha every day. And the demon lord who’s coming in every week to flirt with your coworker who’s secretly the hero.

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[WP] They say there’s nothing magical about a punch. Or a kick. But when you, a hulking mage with 2 meters of muscle, intercept a platoon of warriors, they are proven wrong.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You are Death. Recently, you have noticed that some people’s last moments were seeing a man wielding a ‘please do not the cat’ sign. However, all these people died of heart attacks.	18
[WP] “Honey, the roomba is summoning demons again!”	17
[WP] Racoons can now fly. Woe is all pizza delivery men who walk on the road.	16
[WP] In humanity’s last stand 10 years ago, they unleash their mightiest weapon on the aliens— crabs. Aliens are now on the brink of extinction.	16
[WP] Write me something that involves eldritch horrors and Canadian geese.	16
[SP] Let the fifth IKEA hide-and-seek begin! Remember, if you’re caught, you die.	15
[WP] The crows are your friends, and they bring you pebbles everyday. The apocalypse is here. They now bring AK47s and Gatlings.	15
[WP] “How fleeting is human passion compared to the continuity of ducks.” Some madman just summoned every single goose and duck throughout history. The Galactic Empire consequently falls in less than a year.	15
[WP] You’re a barista at Starbucks. Everything’s normal. Well, apart from the eldritch being that comes in an pours coffee on itself. And the headless ones who come in for cups of mocha every day. And the demon lord who’s coming in every week to flirt with your coworker who’s secretly the hero.	14
[WP] They say there’s nothing magical about a punch. Or a kick. But when you, a hulking mage with 2 meters of muscle, intercept a platoon of warriors, they are proven wrong.	14