WritingPrompts

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[WP] Canadian goose loved hunting humans so much, we almost went extinct. Now, they’re keeping us so they can hunt us later. Run. While you still can.	13
[WP] “Sir, this is a Starbucks. Please do not try to eat our employees.” The barista sighed, before blowing the eldritch being to smithereens, then serving a cup of coffee to a customer as if nothing had happened.	13
[WP] The aliens were afraid of us, not because of our technology, or our numbers. No. They were afraid of our ability to cook and eat almost everything that moves.	12
[WP] When we were introduced to the humans, one of them showed us the Canadian geese. They called it a friend and let us bring one home, but our kingsguard were all defeated by the ball of fluff. You are a scholar recording the events.	11
[WP] The title of Demon King is given to those who wreck havoc and sow the seeds of doom. You didn’t expect you’d become one by feeding a few Canadian geese stale bread. You are the Stale Bread Man.	10
[WP] When the aliens came, they did not expect that their destruction would be like this. We, humans, humbly introduce you to — bee warfare.	10
[WP] A knight sets out to slay the most ferocious dragon of all - the Canadian Goose. Yet, no matter how many heads he cuts off, more always regrow. After a few attempts, the dragon now has become a hydra.	9
[WP] The more a person is familiar is with something, the more they can manipulate it into their own power. Meet Bob, the stale bread man, the mightiest man of the Terran Empire and the king of ducks.	7
[WP] “Sir, death by being beaten to a pulp by Canadian geese counts as a heroic death. Hence, welcome to Valhalla.”	7
[WP] We stopped aging. Everyone was happy at first, but we didn’t realise that we would evolve into something else. Something inhuman — the crab.	7

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