/u/Crypticlibrarian's posts
[WP]You are a guard in a video game. The main character thinks that they are always able to successfully sneak past you. They don't, you notice every time but would prefer not to have you and your friends be mercilessly slaughtered.
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[WP] You are an astronaut in the I.S.S. The last message you received before the world went dark was "turn off all electrical signals,or it will find us." Now as the sun comes over the horizon you see a massive shadow on the earth.
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[WP]For hundreds of years your world has been under alien occupation. Your new job under your overlords is to scavenge ancient wreckage of your ancestors. One day you discover an ancient machine which upon activation shows a message. “Contact reestablished,Support will arrive soon.”
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[WP] When we finally meet aliens they are very scared and apologetic, they kept mentioning an asteroid a couple million years ago for some reason...
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[WP]As you sit in a dark room filled with armed scarred men, and sit at a table with a shark tank in the middle, all while scratching your cat with your robotic hand, you begin to think you might have... accidentally... become a super villain.
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[WP]You are the villain of this story...well you were supposed to be. But you remain a good natured person, and the author is getting desperate trying to find any way to turn you.
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[WP]"Greetings princess! I have come to..." "Save me?" "No, I've come to annex your nation, you may promptly surrender or die. Your choice."
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