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[WP] You discover a large scar on your body, healed a long time ago. You have no idea how you got it.

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[WP] While waiting for the elevator at work, you notice there's a "down" button. You are in the basement.

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[WP] You are on a date with the person of your dreams and you suddenly realize you can only speak in lines Arnold Schwarzenegger has spoken in his movies.

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[WP] the United States just announced the latest athlete to qualify for the Olympic team. A 48 year old overweight gentleman from north Dakota.

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[WP] You've been sent back in time as punishment and are making a good living as a prophetic advisor. Your latest 'prediction' has turned out to be entirely wrong.

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Due to a typo in the latest patch of the universe server, hand sanitizer is now "hand satanizer"

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[WP] The Marines just discovered the inexplicable secret for creating nearly invincible soldiers: pink ballet tights.

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[WP] You discover that for some unknown reason, every single spam email you receive is 100% true.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You discover a large scar on your body, healed a long time ago. You have no idea how you got it.	31
[WP] While waiting for the elevator at work, you notice there's a "down" button. You are in the basement.	6
[WP] You are on a date with the person of your dreams and you suddenly realize you can only speak in lines Arnold Schwarzenegger has spoken in his movies.	4
[WP] the United States just announced the latest athlete to qualify for the Olympic team. A 48 year old overweight gentleman from north Dakota.	2
[WP] You've been sent back in time as punishment and are making a good living as a prophetic advisor. Your latest 'prediction' has turned out to be entirely wrong.	2
Due to a typo in the latest patch of the universe server, hand sanitizer is now "hand satanizer"	1
[WP] The Marines just discovered the inexplicable secret for creating nearly invincible soldiers: pink ballet tights.	1
[WP] You discover that for some unknown reason, every single spam email you receive is 100% true.	1