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[WP] Upon his deathbed, your father's last words to you is the worst dad joke you've ever heard.

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[WP] Someone's life as viewed by successive generations of dogs.

194 upvotes

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[wp] A squad of US marines must slay a dragon.

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[WP] Humanity makes first contact with aliens only to discover that the aliens are actually velociraptors who left Earth 65 million years ago.

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[wp]Two immortals who always need to get the last word get into an argument.

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[wp] Earth is invaded by aliens who lack fine motor control. They are defeated by the fearsome human device known as The Doorknob.

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[wp]Humanity finally reaches the interstellar community only to discover that they have the strongest immune system in the galaxy and all other sentient species consider them to be the galaxy's cockroaches.

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[wp] A company picnic riots when it is discovered that the handbasket containing the sandwiches has been replaced by one containing a portal to hell.

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[WP] Dihydrogen monoxide is the most dangerous substance in the universe and is banned by intergalactic law.

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[wp] An excitable football announcer is mistakenly assigned to commentate on a chess tournament.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Upon his deathbed, your father's last words to you is the worst dad joke you've ever heard.	547
[WP] Someone's life as viewed by successive generations of dogs.	194
[wp] A squad of US marines must slay a dragon.	38
[WP] Humanity makes first contact with aliens only to discover that the aliens are actually velociraptors who left Earth 65 million years ago.	27
[wp]Two immortals who always need to get the last word get into an argument.	12
[wp] Earth is invaded by aliens who lack fine motor control. They are defeated by the fearsome human device known as The Doorknob.	11
[wp]Humanity finally reaches the interstellar community only to discover that they have the strongest immune system in the galaxy and all other sentient species consider them to be the galaxy's cockroaches.	8
[wp] A company picnic riots when it is discovered that the handbasket containing the sandwiches has been replaced by one containing a portal to hell.	5
[WP] Dihydrogen monoxide is the most dangerous substance in the universe and is banned by intergalactic law.	4
[wp] An excitable football announcer is mistakenly assigned to commentate on a chess tournament.	4