/u/DM_Malus's posts
[WP] You were kidnapped by a villain and he gloats about how you're bait for his arch-nemesis, and you'll be dead soon. You sigh and just look at him. "Buddy, its not that hero you need to worry about....its my wife." and he looks at you perplexed.
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[WP] The courageous hero foretold to defeat the dark queen instead falls in love and marries her, settles down and has a kid, you. Years later, you're awkward parents send you off to university, and the "new" dark lord attacks the city and kidnaps you without realizing who your parents are.
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[WP] For 1 day out of the year, Death becomes mortal, and gets to humble herself with a mortal life and explore humanity. She has done so through time, but never made attachments. But for the first time; she experiences true love with a mortal and its pain of losing them to old age.
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[WP] You are part of a long line of priests whose job is to sooth a terrifying Elder God, keeping it calm and asleep. You are the first one to actually ever bother chatting with the entity, and realize its not that evil, it just has a lot of anxiety and depression, you become its first friend.
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[WP] You and your grandpa have a close relationship. When your fiance gets kidnapped, your Grandpa calls in a favor. Turns out the mafia loves your grandpa... and so do many celebrities, and somehow even Cthulhu. Your grandap seems to know everyone.
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[WP] A cult plans to sacrifice a child to their ancient and evil forgotten god; "The Other", however they wildly mistranslated the name of the entity... it is actually known as "The Mother", the goddess of orphans and abused children, and she is royally pissed.
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[WP] A young woman becomes a great warrior to protect her infant brother who is destined to be the chosen one. Many factions want the infant to influence him to their own agenda, she just wants to keep him safe.
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[WP] You find a wounded animal one day and nurse it back to health. Only for it to reveal to you it is an Archfey lord, and one of the obscure mundane acts you performed was seen as a marriage proposal which it accepted.
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[WP] All children unknowingly have a Guardian Angel, Animal Spirit, or some other form of Mythical creature that watches over and protects them... you however, have something far more malevolent and powerful that protects you.
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