/u/Daggerfld's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You have a dragonslaying Paladin friend that you run a scam with. You steal the princess, he "kills" you and returns her to her kingdom, and you both split the profit. The problem is, you've been found out. And now the princess wants in.
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[WP] Most heroes have a legendary weapon. Swords, Spears, Hammers, Whips, you name it. But you ended up with a Brick.
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[WP] Surprisingly, souls are not worth as much as they used to be. The rapid rise in global human population over the past century is causing havoc in Hell's economy.
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[WP] You signed a pact with an Eldritch horror in order to get back at the Devil, who tricked you into selling him your soul. Now you watch in grim fascination as the madness unfolds.
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[WP] It is a well-known fact that vampires cannot cross the threshold of a house unless invited in. Because of this, the modern day sees the vampire starving on the streets and being forced to prey on stragglers and homeless. But then, one vampire came up with AirB&B.
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[WP] "People die when they're killed." You stare for a moment, open your mouth and say, "No shit." "Not always," comes the reply.
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[WP] "Mr Thatcher, I spoke to your daughter about her... female problems. Because you are her only parent, I highly recommend you read this," your saviour declares as she hands you copy a Werewolves for Dummies.
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[WP] Tiring of the constant stream of would-be heroes and mercenaries challenging it, the dragon decides to disguise itself as a slime and live peacefully. That didn't work out as well as intended though. Who knew that slimes led such remarkable lives?
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[WP] A malicious entity has been going around granting people powers. For example, one person can fly.... so long as they are constantly worried about falling. You have been charged with the tracking and rehabilitation of these unfortunate souls.
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