/u/DankAndOriginal's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] A skeleton tries to play it cool when his cat ignores him for his warm, living friends whenever they are over.
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[WP] "NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO BE A SUPER HERO!" "Dad, there is literally an asteroid hurtling toward earth as we speak."
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[WP] A grizzled mercenary captain breaks down in tears, shouting “I understood that reference!”. A small piece of human culture made it’s way to the deepest fringes of space, one way or another.
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[WP] An abnormally intelligent squirrel faces off again and again against a human with an abnormally elaborate bird-seed defense system.
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[WP] The act of baring one’s teeth is one of the Galaxy’s greatest taboos, signaling the intent to kill and devour. And Humans do it ALL. THE. TIME.
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[WP] You’ve subjugated a small planet of “humans”, but they keep embarrassing you in front of all your evil alien overlord friends.
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[WP] You have lived through six generations of tyrants, each deposed by a “revolution”. After a few years, the “heroes” always become the next tyrant surrounded by smiling nobles. Maybe it’s time for your old bones to start a true revolution around here…
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[WP] Far away from prying eyes, a circle of elites command wars of sword and steel for their entertainment. You were supposed to be an undercover agent, but as you stand at the front lines, spear at the ready, you start to think that this is way above your paygrade.
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[WP] “Why? Why has the world become like this?!” In the midst of your despair, you hear a slight buzzing sound. Opening up the decrepit phone, you see a lone notification, leading to a post that reads: RemindMe! 27 years.
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