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[WP] Most species wipe themselves out with a black hole when they start researching particle physics. You're an agent stationed at the Large Hadron Collider who has to prevent humanity from triggering an extinction event on a daily basis.

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[WP] Your company claims to deliver anywhere, at any time. Satan has just put in a delivery order.

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[WP] After squishing a bug between your hands, you realize with horror that you've just killed a Hydra Bug; two more fly out to take its place.

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[WP] “For the love of all that is holy, can you stop breathing life into inanimate objects?!” “Ok, so first of all, his name is Frank, and I think it’s really rude to talk about him like that when he’s right there.”

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[WP] An unpopular show was cancelled. A petition arrives at the studio, signed by millions of aliens, demanding the next season.

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[WP] You have been entrusted with a mission that may redefine everything we know about politics: introducing video games to the battle-lusted orcs.

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[WP] You’re going about your normal day when suddenly a tiger plops it’s head on your thigh. The tiger clearly wants head pats.

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[WP] "COME ON BUDDY, PUT YOUR BLINKER ON!!!" "Mom, he did, we're just going faster than the speed of light."

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[WP] As the youngest of the siblings, you often get stuck with the worst chores, like taking out the trash, doing the dishes, saving the world, etc.

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[WP] Tick. Tock. The clock dominates the room oppressively. A person rocks back and forth nervously, muttering to themself: “It’s too soon. Still far too soon.”

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[WP] Most species wipe themselves out with a black hole when they start researching particle physics. You're an agent stationed at the Large Hadron Collider who has to prevent humanity from triggering an extinction event on a daily basis.	10
[WP] Your company claims to deliver anywhere, at any time. Satan has just put in a delivery order.	10
[WP] After squishing a bug between your hands, you realize with horror that you've just killed a Hydra Bug; two more fly out to take its place.	10
[WP] “For the love of all that is holy, can you stop breathing life into inanimate objects?!” “Ok, so first of all, his name is Frank, and I think it’s really rude to talk about him like that when he’s right there.”	10
[WP] An unpopular show was cancelled. A petition arrives at the studio, signed by millions of aliens, demanding the next season.	10
[WP] You have been entrusted with a mission that may redefine everything we know about politics: introducing video games to the battle-lusted orcs.	10
[WP] You’re going about your normal day when suddenly a tiger plops it’s head on your thigh. The tiger clearly wants head pats.	10
[WP] "COME ON BUDDY, PUT YOUR BLINKER ON!!!" "Mom, he did, we're just going faster than the speed of light."	10
[WP] As the youngest of the siblings, you often get stuck with the worst chores, like taking out the trash, doing the dishes, saving the world, etc.	10
[WP] Tick. Tock. The clock dominates the room oppressively. A person rocks back and forth nervously, muttering to themself: “It’s too soon. Still far too soon.”	10