/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] As a celebrated hero of the realm, the people are oblivious to how close you are to becoming the villain. Only your comic relief character stands between you and plunging the realm into darkness.
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[WP] Earth is located in an unstable space. Occasionally, lost items will slip through the cracks and pop up somewhere else in the universe. In the middle of a blizzard last night, you took your eye off of Mt. Everest for ONE second -
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[WP] You can’t seem to stop getting promoted. Put in low effort? Management material. Quit your job? You ended up on a game show as the world’s most unemployed unemployed person. Retreat from society to become a monk? Grandmaster of the secret society.
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[WP] You look around in confusion. “Where is this place..?” “Judging by the gradually building crescendo, I’d reckon it’s the Hall of the Mountain King.”
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[WP] You wake up one morning, having returned to your youth after many years. You would use your knowledge of future events to become successful and happy, but unfortunately, you were a peasant farmer in 885 AD, and literally nothing has changed in decades.
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[WP] “You wanted to test your theory that a small piece of our soul resides in every descendent, so you resurrected Genghis Khan? Look, I get it. But, whose bright idea was it to give him a tank?”
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[WP] “What are you staring at, punk?” Alright, fair, you understand why the Eldritch god might think that you’re gawking at it. But, no, really, the thing behind it is way more important.
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[PI] The first sentient AI doesn't come from some university's laboratory. It comes from your coworker's overly convoluted spreadsheet.
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[WP] Your hammer crushes the empty skull of an undead. “It’s just... so wrong,” you lament while sighing. “The Skeleton Apocalypse just lacks oomph.”
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