/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] In the great war against the alien vampires, humanity finally gets a fighting chance when they realize the gravity of their translation errors. Equipped with Holey Water, Steaks, and Slivers, it is time for round two.
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[WP] Every day, you must spend 30 minutes with your government mandated friend unless there are special circumstances. Prison is a special circumstance. “He killed my father and served 20 years until yesterday” is not.
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[EU] In a world where ten year olds regularly foil the harebrained schemes of crime organizations, the government takes care of the real issues with tanks, jets, and Pokésoldiers.
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[WP] You were spirited away from your home world to be a pawn in the eons long struggle for power amongst the gods. Slowly, quietly, and viciously, you gather your own power.
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[WP] “Back in my day, a firm handshake was the key to sealing an interview!” “Omg grandpa, nobody uses HANDS these days”
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[WP] "I'm going to get married when I go back home!" "I'm hoping to retire to a peaceful life on the farm myself!" "My sister is sick, I need to get back home to take care of her!" An endless stream of death flags fly around your unit during transport, and you begin to prepare for the worst.
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[WP] The greatest magical prodigy to ever live enjoys status, wealth, and fame. It takes the world ending for the prodigy to realize that there is FAR more to magic than anyone had ever realized.
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