/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] Tick. Tock. The clock dominates the room oppressively. A person rocks back and forth nervously, muttering to themself: “It’s too soon. Still far too soon.”
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[WP] You have been growing increasingly concerned in your liege’s recent behavior. Day after day satisfying his desires in broad daylight... Gritting your teeth and opening the door, you find your master once more buried in a pile of dozens, if not hundreds, of small, fluffy creatures.
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[WP] As the youngest of the siblings, you often get stuck with the worst chores, like taking out the trash, doing the dishes, saving the world, etc.
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[WP] After squishing a bug between your hands, you realize with horror that you've just killed a Hydra Bug; two more fly out to take its place.
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[WP] "COME ON BUDDY, PUT YOUR BLINKER ON!!!" "Mom, he did, we're just going faster than the speed of light."
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[WP] “For the love of all that is holy, can you stop breathing life into inanimate objects?!” “Ok, so first of all, his name is Frank, and I think it’s really rude to talk about him like that when he’s right there.”
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[WP] Sol-3 was designated as a penal colony, but in the midst of galactic chaos, oversight slipped. Aliens are terrified to learn that countless of the galaxy’s greatest threat, skeletons, have already escaped their fleshy prisons.
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[WP] As you sneak back to the buffet for the umpteenth time, a weary staff member taps a sign that reads “Absolutely no dimensional magic allowed.”
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