/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] Elegant. Precise. Zero collateral damage. With a flawless hero record, your origin story starts with the third time your home was destroyed by splash damage in the city.
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[WP] "Hello, you've reached SPG, the Galaxy's Finest Consultants™. What service are you looking for today? Overthrowing your emperor? What's your budget? Understood, a junior consultant will arrive tomorrow. Thank you for calling SPG."
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[WP] You have failed. The power of the curse has permeated the land, and all that remains is you, a hammer, and the desperate groans of the undead.
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[WP] You are a poltergeist that is restricted to haunting elevators. Sometimes you people watch, sometimes you press every button, and every once in a while, you save the day - as long as the day can be saved from an elevator.
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[WP] You have been defeated. You were defeated yesterday as well. And the day before that. Really, as long as you can remember. This isn’t some heartwarming story about winning today, but that doesn’t make it less important to try.
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[WP] Every few hundred years, a huge wave of monsters pours forth and destroys the human nations, in a seemingly never-ending cycle. A bored dragon decides to save the humans while passing by, giving them an unprecedented extra cycle to develop.
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[WP] The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have actually been trying to end the world this whole time, but it turns out that they are horribly understaffed.
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