/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] You collect kaleidoscopes. While looking through your collection today, in the place of the normal colors and shapes, every single one just contains the word "Help", replicated to infinity.
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[WP] Your split personalities have revolted in favor of establishing a democratic form of body governance.
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[WP] The protagonist has realized that they have invincible plot armor, and stops trying. The plot needs to adapt in increasingly more contrived ways for the protagonist to still somehow win.
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[WP] Nobody has lived to tell the tale... but those who have kept quiet, they know what true fear is.
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[WP] Through various promotions, surveys, and contest entries, you are a VVVIP customer of an alien delivery service. This means that whenever you order a package, a Class 3 Asset Protection Armada is sent to escort it to your location.
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[WP] As a ground breaking new discovery is announced, you get an intense feeling of déjà vu. Scrambling through a student's past assignments, you realize that the student had perfectly predicted this discovery. You gulp as you begin to shuffle through the rest of their assignments.
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[WP] True, humanity could have eliminated most of the world's hardships by now by simply working together. Long ago, however, it was decided that the world would focus on neutrality and slow improvement. The council lives in fear of Opposite Day: the day the good become evil and the evil become good
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[WP] The hero is widely beloved as the powerful savior of mankind. Behind the smiling façade, however, are the desperate machinations to keep the genre a “comedy”, lest the gods that gave the hero power lose interest in the hero’s story.
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