/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] Ever since you spontaneously transformed into an amorphous blob, life has been pretty good. No taxes, no rent, no work; just the occasional government wacko launching a nuclear missile at you.
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[WP] You make a very large salary for straightforward tasks in a normal office building. There is only one condition: when the Protocol is activated, you open the locked cabinet at your desk and ask no questions. Today, another boring day goes by as you wonder what secrets the office hides.
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[WP] After being turned away at the rollercoaster due to the height requirements, a group of very angry fantasy dwarves have set out to create the best theme park in the world.
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[WP] You family is bound by ancient tradition - and a little bit of magic- to always honor their promises. In a drunken stupor last night, you promised to save the world.
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[WP] As long as there is still breath left in your body, planet Earth will not fall. So, seriously, can we keep that one with a vacuum away, please?
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[WP] A new monolith has landed, and the followers of the Great Cube must compete for dominance with the Dodecahedronites.
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[WP] You are a consultant who happened to have an extremely important meeting with a fashion company CEO. Only after getting home do you realize that you were so nervous you forgot to wear pants. Unbeknownst to you, you've started a global fashion trend.
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[WP] The Special Court on Time Travel will now hear its first case on plagiarism and fraud as it relates to unborn peoples.
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[WP] You are part of an organization that takes the brightest minds of humanity out of the stream of time moments before their death, and uses state-of-the-art technology to extend or save their lives.
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