/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] A volcano is trying to come out to his village to let them know that he prefers male sacrifices instead of maidens.
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[WP] You walk by an alley and see a man holding a knife. You tremble in fear, but as things start to get dicey, you hear someone say “Roll for initiative”.
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[WP] Every time that you go back to sleep after waking up, you trigger a time loop that sends you back one hour. Unfortunately, you’re still just as tired each time, and an untold amount of time has passed between feverish dreams and the words “five more minutes”.
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[WP] “A man called Dave shall arrive at 5:47!” “Well yeah, that’s when-“ “The PROPHECY is FORETOLD!”
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[WP] The narrator got bored and left the main characters alone for a bit AND WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE, THE GENRE WON’T STOP CHANGING
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[WP] In your position as a Junior Bandit II, you are entitled to 0.0058% of the spoils, but that number will double after two more years with the group or by achieving one battlefield merit.
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[WP] An unscheduled solar eclipse has occurred. It came and went briefly... once, twice, thrice. Is that... morse code?
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[WP] You have just been sentenced for life in the universe’s highest security prison for immortals, located in the core of a neutron star.
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[WP] “That is, without a doubt, the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. What could we possibly be fighting that we need a platform of artillery pieces with silencers,” you ask the grim-faced general.
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