/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] You are the god of Spontaneous Combustion. Since time immemorial, you have had almost nothing to do, but you have been VERY busy lately.
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[WP] You don’t remember ever creating a work of “art”, but that hasn’t stopped you from winning the Galactic Prize for Excellence in the Arts
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[WP] “Look, I get it. Sales are down. Taxes were cutting too deeply into our margins. That doesn’t mean that the answer was a coup d’état.”
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[WP] An ancient being that becomes more powerful with each sacrifice dedicated to it is actually a really nice fellow and has its day absolutely ruined every time he feels that he is getting more power.
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[WP] The only thing really keeping your organization from taking over the world is that you keep accidentally ruining the day of a person with super powers with your schemes.
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[WP] Centuries from now, after analyzing all available data from history, a supercomputer has determined that you picking up a piece of trash this morning was the turning point of all humanity.
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[WP] Everyone in the world receives a button. Each time the button is pressed, the world gets just a little bit worse. Within days, most of the buttons have been collected by governments, but the mountains, jungles, valleys and sewers are littered with covert button pressing operations.
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[WP] As the only person to have been stupid enough to accidentally wander into a black hole, you now find yourself in a penal colony full of the universe's most dangerous immortals and prisoners of war.
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[WP] The Dead have always abhorred the Living. Those filthy vermin, always trying to impose "taxes" and "property rights"...
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