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[WP] “How in the world did you get a hyperdrive to work? We tried everything!” A puzzled voice responds: “Well, did you try painting your ship red?”

454 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] An alien has set out on a journey to find a copy of The Book. After seeing how powerful the oldest trick in The Book is, it fervently searches so that it may use the newer and stronger tricks in The Book.

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[WP] You are invincible, so long as no one ever utters your true name. You take great pains to guard it from all in the universe, but the human drones have gone through 87 quadrillion combinations of syllables, and you’re starting to get nervous.

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[WP] To keep up the illusion that you got into MIT, you’ve been showing your parents your “research” every semester. They’ve published it without your knowledge, and you’re now receiving the Nobel Prize in every category.

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[WP] “Is no one going to comment on the fact that our CEO is a cat? Really?” “Shut it, sales are up 300%”

400 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] The army operates on a strictly merit based promotion system. At first, giving the bear a medal for honorable service was just a joke. The bear, however, keeps meeting the legal requirements to advance, and is getting uncomfortably high in rank.

372 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Alien species, seeking to influence or guide our species, have infiltrated our planet for centuries. At a gathering of world leaders, one sighs and says: “Alright, raise your hand if you’re actually human.” Confused, you are the only one to raise your hand.

363 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] A group of tourists sees a man at a lava flow fishing. Suddenly, there is a tug on the line, and they hear him mutter :“Looks like this is gonna be a big one.”

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[WP] The people love their new ruler, but pretend to hate him to satisfy his desire to feel like an evil tyrant.

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[WP] The year is 2100 and the final anime studio has closed its doors. Unable to accept the changing winds of an era, you resist with all of your might. You are The Last Weaboo.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] “How in the world did you get a hyperdrive to work? We tried everything!” A puzzled voice responds: “Well, did you try painting your ship red?”	454	WritingPrompts
[WP] An alien has set out on a journey to find a copy of The Book. After seeing how powerful the oldest trick in The Book is, it fervently searches so that it may use the newer and stronger tricks in The Book.	452	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are invincible, so long as no one ever utters your true name. You take great pains to guard it from all in the universe, but the human drones have gone through 87 quadrillion combinations of syllables, and you’re starting to get nervous.	450	WritingPrompts
[WP] To keep up the illusion that you got into MIT, you’ve been showing your parents your “research” every semester. They’ve published it without your knowledge, and you’re now receiving the Nobel Prize in every category.	418	WritingPrompts
[WP] “Is no one going to comment on the fact that our CEO is a cat? Really?” “Shut it, sales are up 300%”	400	WritingPrompts
[WP] The army operates on a strictly merit based promotion system. At first, giving the bear a medal for honorable service was just a joke. The bear, however, keeps meeting the legal requirements to advance, and is getting uncomfortably high in rank.	372	WritingPrompts
[WP] Alien species, seeking to influence or guide our species, have infiltrated our planet for centuries. At a gathering of world leaders, one sighs and says: “Alright, raise your hand if you’re actually human.” Confused, you are the only one to raise your hand.	363	WritingPrompts
[WP] A group of tourists sees a man at a lava flow fishing. Suddenly, there is a tug on the line, and they hear him mutter :“Looks like this is gonna be a big one.”	344	WritingPrompts
[WP] The people love their new ruler, but pretend to hate him to satisfy his desire to feel like an evil tyrant.	337	WritingPrompts
[WP] The year is 2100 and the final anime studio has closed its doors. Unable to accept the changing winds of an era, you resist with all of your might. You are The Last Weaboo.	319	WritingPrompts