/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] The orb may originate from something beyond human comprehension, but no one can deny that it reduces heating and air bills by 70%, if you would just accept it into your home.
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[WP] Occasionally, a voice reaches out to you and begs for help. You always give it advice, taking your insanity in stride. In a lower dimension, your church expands its influence.
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[WP] You froze yourself cryogenically, and are woken up thousands of years later. When you tell them you are from year 2018, they say “Impossible... mankind has only existed for a thousand years!”
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[WP] As one of the immortal races, you’ve always had a love for the galaxy’s most thrilling sport - war. One day, however, you stumble across the army’s biggest secret: the people you are fighting never get to “come back”.
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[WP] You are relaxing in a coffee shop when you hear a college student explaining the FTL drive for the sci-fi story he's writing to a friend. As a physicist, you tune in, amused. The math checks out.
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[WP] After a bumpy introduction to the galactic stage, humans are trying to rebrand their identity; unfortunately, they are having a hard time convincing others that they have hobbies besides unleashing weapons of planetary destruction on the worlds of their enemies.
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[WP] Seas full of salt, steel cages imprisoning the damned, skies the color of blood; Earth is eerily similar to the Hell of legends. Aliens find it difficult to believe that humans are not the legions of demons foretold in their holy books. And, well, they might just have a point.
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[WP] You have received a letter inviting you to receive the highest Medal of Honor for your service as admiral of the Terran Union. You are VERY confused, as you haven’t worked since you automated your desk job - in the private sector - with an Excel macro years ago.
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