/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] You used to get your jollies by tugging asteroids towards early space age species and yanking them away at the last moment, just to see how they react. Some unify into a world government, some weep, and some party, but what the humans did... still haunts you to this day.
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[WP] Your super power is common sense. When the super hero teams go out, you are there to take care of basic tasks for the sheltered supers, such as buying metro passes, ordering food, taking phone calls, and sometimes saving the day.
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[WP] As the only planet with warm blooded creatures in the galaxy, Earth is fondly regarded as a planet of “furry little space heaters”
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[WP] The demons gather for a war council with grim faces. "How can the hero possibly be so powerful?" "My lord, although we've yet to discover the origin of the hero's power, there is one thing we are certain of. Before every major attack, we have confirmed that the hero chants the phrase 'yeet'."
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[WP] You’ve been tasked with helping an alien blend into human society. But, honestly? He’s a lot better at it than you are.
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[WP] “Look man... I know that I’m not supposed to say this, but are you sure about this?” “Did I stutter, Satan?”
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[WP] 10,000 players are disappointed to find out that the first VRMMORPG doesn’t trap them inside until they clear it, nor does it transport them to another world.
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[WP] The Aztec priest stares at you in confusion as you stand up while he holds your still-beating heart.
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