/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] “Heh, kid, you’re a thousand years too early to challenge me.” “Oh, ok.” After training for 999 years, you’re back. Surely that was enough?
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[WP] You've been repairing this cute little rover from Earth for decades now. Today, you forgot to loop the camera while you were working on it.
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[WP] Send some evil aliens to invade, let them knock the Earthlings around a bit, and swoop in to be the heroes so you can sign an unequal treaty. When your "liberation" force arrives, however, all that remains of Earth is an irradiated wasteland and a sharply refined force, armed to the teeth.
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[WP] In the center of the village is a giant red button, with the sign "Press in Case of Emergency". Generations have passed, with each generation of elders assuring the village "This isn't a TRUE emergency." Battered, broken and alone, you crawl towards the button, desperation blazing in your eyes.
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[WP] “So this is the holy sword, meant to slay the invincible, rampaging demon king?” “Indeed,” the sage remarks calmly. “This is a jar of peanut butter.” “Sure is.”
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[WP] A Viking was taken as a specimen by aliens, and managed to convert endless races to Norse. When Ragnarok arrives, the forces of destruction face trillions of alien berserkers.
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[WP] An elder god grants a supplicant wealth beyond their wildest imagination. That same god is now constantly on the run from the persistent summons of an unknown human faction that calls itself the “IRS”.
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[WP] It’s been weeks since you heard from your friend, so you decide to check in on them. You find them in their backyard, at the bottom of a deep hole. When you inquire with concern, they simply hand you a shovel. Yes; after all, the hole needs to be dug.
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