/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] “You fool, you can’t stop me!” The villain shouts while sobbing after a misfire of their No Friction Ray.
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[WP] “What do you mean, we’ve ‘misplaced’ the DYSON SPHERE?!” “Well, we had that war, sir... and there are, uh, a lot stars.”
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[WP] Your job is to conduct various experiments that involve hurling asteroids at planets. After receiving a distress signal from your most recent target, you have a difficult decision to make: paperwork, or the lives of billions?
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[WP] As a merchant ship, you got caught up in a massive armada and decided to go with the flow. Several years later, after hundreds of battles, the paperwork is starting to catch up to you.
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[WP] "Having profaned the most holy Atom, fabric of the Universe, this Council declares a crusade to rid the galaxy of the most abominable Republic of Terra."
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[WP] A deafening roar constantly envelops this land. Pilgrims come from all corners of the world to kneel before its awe, blood streaming from their ears.
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[WP] "Captain, that's quite the strange medal that you have there..." I sighed deeply. "Well you see, it all started with a burrito, two elephants, and one very long piece of string..."
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[WP] One day you woke up in the middle of the jungle, and after seeing the strange plants and animals, concluded it was a different world. After uniting the surrounding tribes into a mighty kingdom using modern knowledge, you set out on a journey, only to find out you were on Earth the whole time.
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