/u/DankAndOriginal's posts
[WP] Based on the day you die, people are assigned a specialized hell. You’ve just died and been sent to Christmas Hell.
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[WP] You may be the most powerful wizard to ever live on the mortal plane, but no magic will be able to save you if you don’t get home for dinner right this minute, young man.
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[WP] We probably should have seen that creating clones as body doubles would cause a massive civil war for the throne, but it seemed like a really good idea at the time.
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[WP] The legions of Hell have you surrounded, but you flash a fearless smirk: Nobody can beat The Funky Groove.
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[WP] Every few hundred years, a powerful being arbitrarily decided to switch from good mode to evil mode. They are on the cusp of switching again, unknown to the mortals around them.
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[WP] You are the best sapper in the world; there’s not a single wall you can’t take down. Today, you’ve been requested to take down a unique type of wall: the wall to someone’s heart.
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[WP] A hyperinflation crisis is underway in the Sol system due to the positively outrageous prices that aliens will pay for red Martian dirt.
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[WP] Your plan to stop global warming by pushing the Earth a little bit further away from the sun has been... unappreciated.
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