/u/Dansredditname's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My owner loves me; he pets me all the time, gave me my own collar, feeds me everyday and there's always a bowl of clean water.

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I look around, grateful that science can achieve anything.

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The pure joy I get for driving my passengers to their destination is indescribable - a dopamine hit like no other.

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I don't like talking about the twin I absorbed in the womb

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We wrote our own vows!

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'My wife is writing a two-sentence horror about the sudden death of her first husband.'

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When my baby was born with a terminal disease, I was ecstatic that a new treatment would cure her.

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My Doctor said that with the right donor my vision can be fully restored.

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They always say: Save the last bullet for yourself

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My owner loves me; he pets me all the time, gave me my own collar, feeds me everyday and there's always a bowl of clean water.	13
I look around, grateful that science can achieve anything.	11
The pure joy I get for driving my passengers to their destination is indescribable - a dopamine hit like no other.	9
I don't like talking about the twin I absorbed in the womb	9
We wrote our own vows!	4
'My wife is writing a two-sentence horror about the sudden death of her first husband.'	4
When my baby was born with a terminal disease, I was ecstatic that a new treatment would cure her.	3
My Doctor said that with the right donor my vision can be fully restored.	2
They always say: Save the last bullet for yourself	1