/u/Dantalion_Delacroix's posts
[WP] Harry Potter must destroy the new master of the dark arts, but he learns that he's just launched his horcruxes (his car, Bowie CD, etc) into space.
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[WP] You’d always wanted to be a rocket scientist, but oddly nobody hired you and so you worked alone. You launch your first prototype only for it to crash against the sky, darkening one of the many lcd screens that compose it.
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[WP] An American astronaut arrives on Mars, only to be greeted by a man in a winter jacket and tuque; "It's aboot time you guys got here, eh?"
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[WP] You are stuck in a Time Loop from the first day Obama took office in 2008 to his last day in 2016. The only way to break the curse is to win the US 2016 election but there are only 2 issues. 1- You're a political nobody and 2- You're not American.
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[WP] God and the Devil decide to switch jobs for a week, where Lucifer answers peoples prayers and God has to tempt people. Each is very bad at this despite their intentions
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[WP] You are an alien conspiracy theorist that believes that the humans from stories and movies really exist, but nobody believes your "proof"
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[WP] As you’re being stabbed by serial killer, your life flashes in front of your eyes. In hindsight, it’s really obvious how you were a supporting character in a horror movie
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[WP] Sure, the soviets had the first man to travel through space, but did you know they also had the first man to travel through time? At least, if the Russian man who just appeared in your backyard is to be believed.
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[WP]Every doomsday scenario (nuclear war, alien invasion, robot / zombie uprisings etc) occur on the same day. One person has to turn the situation to their advantage and make them cancel each other out
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