/u/DarknTerrible's posts
[WP] The demon queen lays on the floor, soaked in sweat, breath ragged with exhaustion and defeat. “Put me out of my misery. Please.” The man standing above her checks his clipboard with a merciless gaze. “No can do. I was sent to exercise you, and we still have to hit legs and do cardio.”
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!” The Blood God nodded sagely. “We really appreciate it. The patient in room 12 needs B negative and the field hospital is fresh out.”
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Everyone is born with an innate magical talent. Yours is necromancy. You can raise the dead, talk to spirits, summon demons, rend souls asunder and create living shadows to attack your enemies. This makes Paladin school a very interesting experience.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Four millennia ago: The Hero and Villain both used powerful rituals to ensure their reincarnation. Three millennia ago: another Hero and Villain did the same. Present day: all four regain their memories while having a lovely family breakfast.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You hear all about letters for Santa being sent to Satan, but no one ever talks about the letters for Satan being sent to Santa.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You run a support group for the supernaturals who just don’t fit in. Deaf sirens, minimalist dragons, vampires with iron allergies, and more are all part of your little community.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] The power and existence of a god is tied to how many people believe in them. After watching some Bob Ross, you, a god, have begun to believe in yourself.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Magic lutes and magic flutes? Common. Enchanted guitars? Boring. Yet for the first time in a while, the bard in your party looks excited by the dungeon loot. Leaning over, you see it: a max-level sorcerous drum kit.
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Your parents are horrified to see you wearing and fixing a mage robe with a spell. Your magical friends are equally horrified to see the bulging musculature through the tear in your robe. Guess you could only keep the fact you’re multi-classing as a mage barbarian a secret for so long.
Mark as read: Add to a list