/u/DarthHalberd's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "So this is what the people of your world have done with magic. You take cryomancy and call it 'refrigeration'. You take electrokinesis and call it 'wiring'. You take telepathy and call it 'the Internet'. You call familiars 'robots'. You've taken all this magic...and you've made it boring."
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[WP] As a vampire, you fit every stereotype for modern urban fantasy/romance stories. Unfortunately you're also next in line for the title of Count in your family, a very old, noble and wealthy family of vampires from Bavaria who take tradition very seriously.
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[WP] Modern celebrities aren't real. They're folk characters, like Santa Claus or ancient gods. They rely on their fame to live; the less they're paid attention to, the weaker they get.
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[WP] Not wanting to stake your soul, you decide to try summoning an angel instead. You draw a right side up pentagram with white candles on each point. In a flash of light, a white figure with great wings appears. "Greetings, mortal. I am Archangel Lucifer."
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[WP] A godlike being visits earth, sees all the misfortune in the world and sets out to fix it. The being makes countries prosperous, deposes tyrannical rulers and makes everything safer and cheaper, all without cost to anyone else. However, the results are far from what was expected.
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[WP] The knight stares at the beautiful princess; she has slitted pupils and a scaly ridge running down her back. "So, uh, am I supposed to save you or slay you?"
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[WP] One is a...(flips coin) gallant prince with a flair for fencing and attractive women. One is a...(rolls dice) down-to-earth, witty mechanic from New York. One is a...(throws dart) gritty Old West bounty hunter. Together, they must stop the evil king from doing...uh...that thing he always does.
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[WP] A man has been murdered by a serial killer. In life, however, the man was pretty stubborn and had a petty sense of justice. Thus, rather than simply killing or scaring his killer, his ghost makes it his mission to make the serial killer's life as inconvenient and annoying as possible.
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[WP] The first species humans contacted always ran away in fear. You didn't know why until one of them finally agreed to work with you. The species' eyes can't see soft tissue; to them, humans are all walking skeletons.
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