/u/DarthHalberd's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[EU] Captain America may have the body of a young man, but he's a senior citizen. Even so, nobody expected him to suddenly start acting cranky and making "When I was your age" speeches.
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[WP] In the future, computer bugs and viruses are harder to contain and run rampant in the internet. Some intrepid big-game hunters have capitalized on this, strapping themselves into VR and venturing into the cyberspace wilderness for the ultimate challenge.
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[WP] A demon rises from the red circle and looks in dismay at the billboard before him. "Hot singles in your area", it reads. The demon groans; this is the 10th spam summon Hell has gotten this week.
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[WP] Many common modern last names have some form of noble heritage. Now the spirits of ancient noblemen are commentating on the actions of their living descendants.
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[WP] A corpse walks into town, and everyone freaks out. The corpse, however, seems to be completely oblivious to both the fact that he's dead and everyone freaking out.
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[WP] The champions of the Punkin Chunkin' competition are Isekai'd into a fantasy world, where they must put their skills to the test by building war machines to defend the good kingdom from hostile invaders.
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[WP] You are the Grim Reaper. You are looking at the soul of someone in a coma, hovering between life and death. You lean your head on your hand. "Come on, can't you hurry up and choose? Stay or go. It's that simple."
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[WP] The Devil has finally managed to upstage God and take his place as ruler of heaven and lord of all things. To his surprise, nobody, not even the angels, seems to notice.
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[EU] The Flash must explain to the Justice League why his outfit now legally requires the inclusion of a seat belt.
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[WP] You are a superhero faced with a dilemma. On one hand, the evil emperor has slaughtered or enslaved over half of the species asking for your help. On the other hand, it's a species of hideous squid-arthropod-bear-looking monsters and the villain looks kind of plush and adorable.
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