/u/Dashing_Steel's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
We lost hundreds of operatives trying but after years of planning we finally took down The Illuminati for good
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I stare at the sky, laying in the middle of no man's land after the battle is over and I know I should have stood up and returned to the trenches by now
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I prayed and prayed and prayed, and I asked God for the power to see evil people and the strength to smite them in his name, all until he finally answered
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Protests and riots are incredibly important for a country drowning in corruption and inequality NSFW
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Modern hunting takes place in designated areas, tightly controlled by the government and special people are making sure that Deer population (for example) doesn't get too high or too low
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"Ah, Heracleum sosnowskyi, a peculiar little bugger isn't it?" the botanist said to me as he rubbed the plant's juices into my skin with gloves hands
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Don't know why he didn't kill me yet, but once he's done covering my hands with eggs and flour I'll escape
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It was really handy to be stuck in the middle of an apocalypse with someone as talented as Tom Cruise
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Modern science has a very detailed explanation on why intrusive thoughts exist, but they're lying to you
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