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After the surgery her Beauty truly was to die for

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We were so happy to leave Earth on our new state of the art colonization vessel on a centuries long journey to Andromeda

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It was a good day for the stock market, according to numerous AI programs that replaced human traders decades ago

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"They all called it a shotgun wedding, but I'm still happy to have my wife!"

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I went to the cheapest plastic surgeon I could find

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Ties and scarfs were always a part of my signature look

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I heard the intruder open a sliding door, grabbed my .44 magnum and shot him in the leg, as I'm a merciful man

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In the future, hacking is performed by plugging your brain directly into the terminal, which allows you to perceive it as physical space

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The pain in my arm was so agonizing that I ran into my tool shed and hacked it off with a saw

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There's a number of conditions that affect humans that disallow them to perceive things which are actually present and real, like being deaf of colorblind.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After the surgery her Beauty truly was to die for	9
We were so happy to leave Earth on our new state of the art colonization vessel on a centuries long journey to Andromeda	9
It was a good day for the stock market, according to numerous AI programs that replaced human traders decades ago	8
"They all called it a shotgun wedding, but I'm still happy to have my wife!"	8
I went to the cheapest plastic surgeon I could find	8
Ties and scarfs were always a part of my signature look	8
I heard the intruder open a sliding door, grabbed my .44 magnum and shot him in the leg, as I'm a merciful man	8
In the future, hacking is performed by plugging your brain directly into the terminal, which allows you to perceive it as physical space	8
The pain in my arm was so agonizing that I ran into my tool shed and hacked it off with a saw	8
There's a number of conditions that affect humans that disallow them to perceive things which are actually present and real, like being deaf of colorblind.	7