/u/Dattawan's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The Catholic Church wants an unbiased opinion on the Bible, and so send it inside a probe to outer space. An alien reads it, and gives it a 9.5/10 rating. The only problem is, he thinks it’s a satirical comedy.
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[WP] Radiation scorches the land. Mutants and raiders are out, killing people by the dozens. But you still do your job at the Waffle House, serving food to any who come to you. Describe a typical day at work
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[WP] A UFO abducts you and your friends from Earth, and you are terrified. You are locked in a clinic until an alien comes in and says “I just got your SOS, but it was delayed by some time. How many humans survived the crash landing on Earth?”
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[WP] You are a corporal on a starship, which is about to go into a battle with enemy aliens. You take a shortcut through a wormhole, and once you see enemy ships, you destroy them all. You find out that the War ended 500 years ago, and you just massacred a reenactment parade...
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[WP] You are the last human alive, and you have just died. Extinction of a species is a grand event for Death, and it is traditional to allow the last member of a species to be given one chance to go back in time and save his species. Your turn
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[WP] You are a scientist who secretly invented FTL travel. Along with a copilot, you travel outside of the solar system, and see THOUSANDS of spaceships. An alien comes up to you and says “What are you doing outside the EXHIBIT?”
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[WP] All of the Gods humanity has worshipped are the 4th dimensional equivalents of middle schoolers, and they created this Universe for a group project. They didn’t do a good job, and today they will be graded.
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[WP] You finally realize the…Morbid truth. You live inside a writing prompt, and your entire existence is false. You start desperately trying to convince your writer to write you out of the prompt, but realize…you’re doing what the writer wants you to do
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[WP] A middle schooler from the future (2118) is writing an essay about the 2010s for his history class. He clearly knows nothing about this time period...
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