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[WP]Some people became villains to gain power. Some became villains out of hatred for humanity. You became one because your underlings keep interpreting everything you say as some ominous evil euphemism.

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[WP] Through the power of money and corporate influence, the world has been unified under a single corporate entity. Fifty years later, a group of freedom fighters takes up arms, with the goal of ridding the world of the evil corporate oppressor known as Comcast.

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[WP] This is a priority message from the Department of Homeland Security. Do not listen to the music. Destroy any device capable of playing music. Avoid contact with anyone you suspect has listened to the music.

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[WP] The party of adventurers really needed a cleric. However, due to a typo, they wound up getting a clerk instead. This is how Derryl the Grocer became the greatest hero in the land.

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[WP]Joe has an extremely bizarre condition where every woman who makes eye contact with him is suddenly beset to the unending and uncontrollable desire to bed him on the spot. For most, this would be a dream come true. For Joe, it's become an unmitigated nightmare.

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Joe has a very bizarre condition where every woman that he makes eye contact with becomes overwhelmed by an uncontrollable urge to bed him on the spot at any cost. And while it seemed like a dream come true at first, it's now become a full-on nightmare for Joe.

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[WP] Something adorable. It doesn't matter what, anything will do.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP]Some people became villains to gain power. Some became villains out of hatred for humanity. You became one because your underlings keep interpreting everything you say as some ominous evil euphemism.	666
[WP] Through the power of money and corporate influence, the world has been unified under a single corporate entity. Fifty years later, a group of freedom fighters takes up arms, with the goal of ridding the world of the evil corporate oppressor known as Comcast.	13
[WP] This is a priority message from the Department of Homeland Security. Do not listen to the music. Destroy any device capable of playing music. Avoid contact with anyone you suspect has listened to the music.	9
[WP] The party of adventurers really needed a cleric. However, due to a typo, they wound up getting a clerk instead. This is how Derryl the Grocer became the greatest hero in the land.	9
[WP]Joe has an extremely bizarre condition where every woman who makes eye contact with him is suddenly beset to the unending and uncontrollable desire to bed him on the spot. For most, this would be a dream come true. For Joe, it's become an unmitigated nightmare.	2
Joe has a very bizarre condition where every woman that he makes eye contact with becomes overwhelmed by an uncontrollable urge to bed him on the spot at any cost. And while it seemed like a dream come true at first, it's now become a full-on nightmare for Joe.	1
[WP] Something adorable. It doesn't matter what, anything will do.	0