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[WP] You suffer from Marie Sue syndrome. You're good at everything you do, a saint amongst saints, people even venerate you as a god for all the good you've done. But in reality, you have no idea what you're doing and everything has been dumb luck.
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[WP] You told them you were the new guy and that you were deaf. So, they gave you a black cloak, a skull mask, a scythe and an hourglass. Now, you run around, bringing people into the office, still clueless as to what was going on. Only thing you know is that anyone you bring are never seen again.
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[WP] Even gods need an accountant. There has to be someone that keeps track of all those legendary artifacts they keep giving. Or what about all those prophesized chosen ones they keep making every few centuries?
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[WP] Write a horror story where "fear" is replaced by "mild annoyance" all the while having each characters trying to remain as polite as possible.
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[WP] You've tried everything to stop that tragedy. So many times, you went back in time. So many times, you've watched it happen again and again. Failure after failure, timeline after timeline. You take a step back and look at all the variables one more time. Its you... you were the cause of it all.
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[WP] It's the zombie apocalypse, and a rare business opportunity for you. The stench of rotten corpses and blood is hard to get rid of, especially when it's Monday and cutting through a crowd of shambling corpses is the only way to get to work on time. Yes, this is the perfect time to sell shampoo.
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Is it true that salt was once used as a currency? If so, how did the currency change from salt to gold when salt is a highly useful commodity and gold was just decorative bling?
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