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[WP] You've been told to never mess with the chef. You thought it was just for your food to be spit free. One day, he asks you "do you know what eldritch meat tastes like?" Obviously, you don't. So, he pulls out a strange creature of tentacle and eyes, "would you like to?"
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[WP] You’re the world’s greatest con artist. You’ve conned the richest businessmen and leaders of the most powerful countries. Today, you’re getting your first real challenge in years. Today, you’ve died, and you’re conning your way into heaven.
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[WP] "The what now? Earth? Ohhh, yeah I remember! I haven't touched that side-project for a while now." Said God
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[WP]You’ve had a very rough week. Nearly chocked to death on your food, a car crash you barely survived, there was even a hitman that was after your head, but got the wrong target. Finally, Death came to visit. “Why won’t you just die!”
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[WP] There are certain people that have an affinity with a certain element. Those that mastered Gold became rich, those that mastered Oxygen became space explorers. You have an affinity with Hydrogen, which was frankly quite boring until you've learned about nuclear fusion
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[WP] You have the anti-midas hand. Whatever you touch returns to its original form. You just made the mistake of shaking hands with someone without your gloves
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[WP] Everyone hated him. He has been ridiculed all his life, seen as a mere buffoon amongst great men and women he travelled with. But now, its time for revenge against them. His master plan cannot... will not fail. Who was he? He was the comic relief character. Now, he is the villain.
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[WP] you’re the dark lord. You’ve created a prophecy to mislead your enemy into betting everything on a clueless peasant to save the world. 4 “chosen ones” show up at your door, all convince they are THE one. You grab some popcorn and watch them fight each other for the title of “chosen one”
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