/u/DemetrioM's posts
[WP] You are a dog whose owner has spiraled into a depression. You are his lifeline, the only thing he has left. You know you are a good boy, but maybe he needs to be told HE is a good boy.
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[WP] You are a Stormtrooper in the Galactic Empire. The day before a surface raid, you are eating with your squad. Lord Vader passes by, and suddenly, the guy next to you begins choking. You pass a glance at Lord Vader, and he looks down at you, and says "I am not the one doing that. Assist him."
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[WP] A world of fantastic creatures cross dimensions to invade our Earth; but alas, they battle us with medieval swords, bows and magic. We have guns, grenades and missiles. Lots of them.
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[WP] Right before their fateful battle with the Dark Wizard, a Dwarven warrior has received a most intetesting challenge from his companions: string together the longest chain of insults he can against the Wizard, never once ceasing until he lay dead.
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[WP] A friend of yours is practically immortal. You've seen him get his legs blown off, only for him to laugh it off. Even being stabbed in the face yielded little reaction. Today though, he has stubbed his toe, and he's freaking out from the pain.
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[WP] Your mother dipped you in a barrel of sugar, Achilles style. With the exception of your left foot, you are the sweetest person in the world.
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[WP] A burglar decides to raid an antique house, but quickly comes to regret the decision when he encounters the home's sole occupant: an old lady who has overfed everyone she has ever known.
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[WP] The Lord of Hell is not above committing petty evils for his amusement. His latest trick, the "Grinning Demon Hellfire Sauce", a hot sauce which causes any food slathered with it to mutate and attack.
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[WP] You are the Grim Reaper, and you despise the people called "adventurers" due to their massive sprees of murder. One day though, as you finally get a day off, you realize the rabid adventurers have come to kill YOU.
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