/u/DemetrioM's posts
[WP] You went to prison for drug offenses. In self defense, you killed a man in the shower. You killed his friends when they raided your cell in revenge. Now, killing the other prisoners is your favorite thing to do.
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[WP] You left the TV on one night as a Solar Flare was released by the sun. Characters from the last show or movie you were watching begin to crawl out of your television.
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[WP] Someone committed the perfect murder. There is no concrete evidence, but you are a true Psychic detective, and do not buy his alibi.
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[WP] You are a soldier in the military, and someone or something has replaced your army's entire armory with Nerf guns. You later realize the same has happened to your enemies.
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[WP] On a midnight journey from your bed to get a beer, you end up in Hell. The Demons seem too confused or amused by this to torture you.
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[WP] You are a Marine Drill Instructor. Your most recent batch of recruits are mouthy, disrespectful Milennials; and your fellow Kill Hats are eager to see how you chew them out.
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[WP] The mythical creatures who killed your family and friends have all spared you for reasons they've never stated. You eventually decide to track them down again, only to realize that everyone you've known is a being of myth, all fighting over the last human's attention.
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[WP] Ten years into the future, technology has advanced. Every time you earn Reddit Gold, your computer spits real gold dollars at you.
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[EU] After losing to Link time and time again, Ganondorf fell into a depression, and started to binge eat. When he makes his move to kidnap Zelda again, he is incredibly overweight. His evil scheme? Have Zelda help him get back into shape.
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