/u/DemonGodDumplin's posts
[WP] You are a necromancer, but an unconventional one. Instead of using your army of the undead to take over the world or cause mass chaos, you decide it's much more profitable to monopolize the market with your cheap and untiring workforce.
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[WP] Every night your cat goes outside and every morning it returns with a different "present" for you. You're used to recieving birds, mice, sticks and rocks, but this time was different. This time your cat brought back a dragon, and it's just as confused as you are.
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[WP] One morning you wake up to find your younger sister singing non-stop, your mother surrounded by woodland critters, superheroes saving lives throughout the city, and the Death Star in orbut of Earth. You've come to the terrifying realization that Disney has bought your universe.
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[WP] In an attempt to stave off the hero and their party, an evil wizard king hires villagers to give the heroic party meaningless sidequests like rescuing animals and retrieving trinkets from caves and forests. And it's working.
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[WP] You where born blind but never had trouble seeing. Instead of using your eyes to see you see people and objects by using their aura, which tells a lot about them as well. Today is the first time you sense a completely black aura.
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[WP] When a person dies, they are never forcibly removed from their bodies, Death just offers them a warm invitation to the afterlife. Most accept on the first or second attempt. You've just declined Death for the 5th time, and Death is starting to grow worried.
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