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[WP] Being a vampire was so easy just a century ago when all I had to worry about was the occasional tin mirror. Nowadays everywhere I turn it's buildings made of glass, cell phone cameras, motion-activated doors and soap dispensers, biometric scanners, security cameras, and NONE of it works on me.

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[EU] Meanwhile on the Predator Homeworld, the ruling class is forced by mounting societal & economic pressure to consider ending the ancient tradition of "Advanced Game Hunting." Or as it's more commonly known; "A bunch of hicks flying across the galaxy to shoot defenseless animals for 'sport.' "

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[WP] You've tried to survive, stranded in the mysterious Bermuda Triangle, but the laws of nature don't apply on this strange island. As you carve your last words into a log, you're shocked to discover that in this bizarre place your typos become real when the whole island is suddenly, "desserted."

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[WP] You were a low-level, volunteer staffer for a presidential campaign.

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[WP] They came, and all of humanity understood. They spoke not using the fundamentals of mathematics or the elemental alphabet of the periodic table. No, we understood because they spoke the universal language, the one, true language. We understood because they spoke the language, of Rock.

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You were a low level, volunteer staffer for a presidential campaign.

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[WP] Being a vampire was so easy just a century ago when all I had to worry about was the occasional tin mirror. Nowadays everywhere I turn it's buildings made of glass, cell phone cameras, motion-activated doors and soap dispensers, biometric scanners, security cameras, and NONE of it works on me.	1294
[EU] Meanwhile on the Predator Homeworld, the ruling class is forced by mounting societal & economic pressure to consider ending the ancient tradition of "Advanced Game Hunting." Or as it's more commonly known; "A bunch of hicks flying across the galaxy to shoot defenseless animals for 'sport.' "	47
[WP] You've tried to survive, stranded in the mysterious Bermuda Triangle, but the laws of nature don't apply on this strange island. As you carve your last words into a log, you're shocked to discover that in this bizarre place your typos become real when the whole island is suddenly, "desserted."	8
[WP] You were a low-level, volunteer staffer for a presidential campaign.	5
[WP] They came, and all of humanity understood. They spoke not using the fundamentals of mathematics or the elemental alphabet of the periodic table. No, we understood because they spoke the universal language, the one, true language. We understood because they spoke the language, of Rock.	4
You were a low level, volunteer staffer for a presidential campaign.	1