/u/Dericwadleigh's posts
[WP] Humanity has always thought itself very smart for figuring out how to ride a giant explosion into space. Turns out there's a much easier way and the rest of the galaxy thinks we're insane.
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[WP] Humans always speculate why we haven't seen an alien when we could never imagine the truth. The entire galaxy knows us and believes us too precious to touch. Ours is the planet that sings.
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[WP] The human race is extinct except for a few people made immortal through various means. (Religion, magic, science, etc.) These immortals are sitting around talking after the end of the world.
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[WP] Human music has become the preeminent culture in the galaxy. Despite human attempts to explain the purpose of music, lyrics are quoted like ancient wisdom and Alien philosophers look to names like Bowie, Cash, Nelson, Spears, Dio, And Osbourne for knowledge.
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[WP] The spellcheck on your phone has been getting infuriating lately. Finally you've had enough and you type "Fuck spellcheck". It is immediately changed to "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
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[WP] In an attempt to destroy your mortal foe, you try to make a voodoo doll of them. You accidentally turn yourself into the voodoo doll of them. Your face curls into a wide smile as you realize the most devious way to use this...
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[WP] The Apocalypse has occurred. Food and supplies are scarce. But you have a plan to survive. You are going to capture Santa Claus and his bottomless sack of gifts and treats.
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[WP] As it turns out, the 'named' Cokes have been a subtle kind of magic all along. They change to match your soul mate when you pick them up. Nobody has noticed this until you. Every bottle you pick up explodes...
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