/u/Diablo165's posts
[WP] The Humans are..interesting. Their weaponry is ancient, but their warriors are nearly unstoppable.
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[WP] When smartphone videos of distant historic moments began appearing on a random YouTube account, stunned experts verified the videos as legitimate. The most recent videos depict the silent ruins of major currently existing cities around the world.
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[WP] You've finally decided to introduce your long-term SO to your family, only to discover that they speak different languages and don't understand each other. Somehow, neither of you noticed the language gap and have been able to understand each other perfectly this whole time.
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[WP] The data is conclusive: the moon is hatching. Scientists are divided on whether the process will take decades or centuries, but they all agree: It's best we leave long before whatever is inside emerges.
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[WP] Earth has been approached by a collective of alien civilizations who assumed we are their creators and wish to learn from us. It turns out that while humanity is, by far, the eldest species in the universe, we are also the least advanced.
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[WP] The humans are unique in the federation due their ability to spontaneously develop species-wide enhancements upon first contact with other sentient lifeforms.This adaptive ability, unfortunately, was discovered only after their induction to the Federation.
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[WP] "Can everyone hear me? Good. Look..your simulation's way overdue for patching. You all...'deleted' the last admin we sent, and if we don't get this taken care of soon, this simulation will get worse, and then it will crash. We're sending another admin. Please let him complete the patch."
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[WP] Humanity; Patch notes: Human beings may now ingest carrion with no ill-effects. Prolonged exposure to sunlight now bolsters physical stats. Fixed bug that caused damage on prolonged exposure to sunlight. Fixed bug that caused physical irritation on exposure to environmental stimuli.
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[WP] A century ago, humanity made its first contact with an alien civilization passing through the solar system. They offered to take on any humans who wanted to join, leading to the exodus of millions of people tired of the problems of their home planet and people. Yesterday, the aliens returned.
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