/u/DidntWantSleepAnyway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Stop, thief!” I screamed at the asshole who grabbed my bag and ran.

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I have no regrets.

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Mary, did you know?

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"Fourteen, what kind of drink could possibly be worth fourteen dollars?" I sneered to the bartender.

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Is your refrigerator running?

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"Satan, if I should come out of hiding and unleash hell upon the people of Oregon who forced me into these woods, give me a sign."

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“Now, see, these black areas on your X-rays are cavities that need to be filled.”

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Jenny, I've got your number

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I am bloody terrified of my basement.

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I made a snuff film and put it out for the world to see. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Stop, thief!” I screamed at the asshole who grabbed my bag and ran.	3604
I have no regrets.	139
Mary, did you know?	105
"Fourteen, what kind of drink could possibly be worth fourteen dollars?" I sneered to the bartender.	102
Is your refrigerator running?	84
"Satan, if I should come out of hiding and unleash hell upon the people of Oregon who forced me into these woods, give me a sign."	66
“Now, see, these black areas on your X-rays are cavities that need to be filled.”	64
Jenny, I've got your number	57
I am bloody terrified of my basement.	54
I made a snuff film and put it out for the world to see. NSFW	53