/u/DinosaurianStarling's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] God returns from a quick grocery run. But the kids left the house in disarray, and are MURDERING EACH OTHER because of "dad loves me more than you" kids logic. What the shit.
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[WP] God suddenly appears in the sky, massaging his temples. "Kids, you're 200,000 years old, you're too old for this... I disappear a moment to get groceries and come back to this mess? What the fuck have you done to the house? Explain, before you're grounded for literally all of eternity."
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[WP] You're pretty sure you died. But you wake up onboard a space-ship, seemingly empty of life except for you. You start looking for clues.
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[WP] You're a demon cultist who wants to end the world. After much work, you have managed to summon the World Eater, the apocalyptic horror prophecized to usher in the End! Joy! Glee! Doom! ... but they just asks you why you woke them up early.
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[WP] You are a scare actor in a haunted house at an amusement park. Suddenly your team leader shouts over the radio that the haunted hpuse attraction is turning into reality... your costume included. Now a monster, you're trapped in an alternate reality based on the HA attraction.
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