/u/Doctor_Murderstein's posts
[WP] Satan's favorite day of the year is his birthday. Every year on his birthday all the lawyers in hell get together and do something nice and bureaucratic for him: chiefly they overwhelm heaven's legal system because only three lawyers have ever gone to heaven
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[WP] The devil loves law and litigation. Every year on his birthday all the lawyers in hell get together and overwhelm heaven's legal system with frivolous suits and petitions making odd demands of the almigthy
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[WP] A favorite activity of drunk alien teenagers out hotrodding is to stop on primitive planets and start a goofy religion. It's the intergalactic equivalent of cow-tipping.
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[WP] Yours is the first human mind digitized and run on a machine but you must now prove that you're still human and deserving of rights and protections
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[WP] The offspring of two mad scientists, you are tryingr to pursue a career as a civil engineer. Still, because of your genes, you can't help but terorize the townfolks at least a little bit
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[WP] You're patient zero for a terrible new disease. The entire hospital has been evacuated, and the only one allowed in to treat you is a mad doctor who may or may not himself be a mental patient
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[WP] You're a medieval necromancer, but instead of being evil you've opened a practice in grief counseling
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