/u/Doctor_Murderstein's posts
[WP] You want to be a bad guy; a real supervillain. You have powers and abilities. You've spent a fortune on making your costume. You have a clever name and origin story. You have everything you need to be a great bad guy, but you just can't seem to be a dick to people
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[WP] Nasa discovers there has been a cat living on the ISS for many years. Each astronaut they talk to about it gives them a weirder story for how it got smuggled there. All refuse to send it back down. It is known to ground control only as 'Major Whiskers'.
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[EU] FBI agent Fox Mulder has been to MIB headquarters so many times in his pursuit of truth that the neuralizer no longer works on him
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[WP] Upon ascending to the throne a young prince learns the highest state secret in the kingdom is that the treasury, and the very economy itself, has been managed for hundreds of years by a 4lb dragon too runty and crippled to amass or protect its own fortune.
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[WP] Humans are known in the galaxy for being a bit dim, but also for being the very best mechanics around, and inexplicably able to fix machines beyond their comprehension. You have broken down on Earth, and having the apes work on your craft is both fascinating and terrifying.
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[WP] The gods/monsters that showed themselves to ancient people never thought us apes would go on to make weapons like bombs, lasers, missiles. Our capacity for carnage and how little we have to lose terrifies these beings. The god/monster of your choice returns after a vacation and nopes right out.
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[WP] Robert D. Ballard (discoverer of the Titanic and Bismarck wrecks among others) has a little too much to drink and does an AMA on Reddit. When asked what was the most disturbing thing he found on the sea floor, his answer causes widespread panic
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[WP] You run a two-week retreat for helping superheroes and supervillains who need help bringing the spark back to their failing relationships. When arch-rivals start to wonder if they should fight other people, you're the one they come to in hope of rekindling the hatred
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