/u/Dohmer_90's posts in /r/TheSimpsons

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“(GASP)! Homer, come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!”

511 upvotes

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What’s this guy’s backstory?

280 upvotes

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“Oh, Dear God! This man's kidneys have exploded!”

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“Not to worry, Mr. K. We've rigged the cards. They're all in events that communists never lose.”

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“Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle.”

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“Dad, do I have to brush my teeth?” “No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.”

45 upvotes

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“(GASP)! Homer, come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!”	511
What’s this guy’s backstory?	280
“Oh, Dear God! This man's kidneys have exploded!”	256
“Not to worry, Mr. K. We've rigged the cards. They're all in events that communists never lose.”	214
“Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle.”	105
“Dad, do I have to brush my teeth?” “No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.”	45